Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Heathy Level of Insanity

Something fun to make you laugh....

Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Don t use any punctuation

8. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

9. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

10. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

11. Sing Along At The Opera.

12. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

13. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

14. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

15. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,' Rock Bottom'.

16. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

17.. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

18. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

19. Visit a local clothing store and hide in the clothing rack. When someone comes by yell "OOO Pick Me...Pick Me!"

6 comments:

Amy Beth @ Ministry So Fabulous! said...

Funny, funny, funny!

Jennifer Dukes Lee said...

Julie, This is absolutely hilarious. You're a HOOT! Thanks for dropping by Getting Down With Jesus.

Lori said...

This is fantastic. Thanks for making my day!

Amy Beth @ Ministry So Fabulou said...

Funny, funny, funny!

Lori said...

This is fantastic. Thanks for making my day!

Jennifer Dukes Lee said...

Julie, This is absolutely hilarious. You're a HOOT! Thanks for dropping by Getting Down With Jesus.